Where do bears go after smoking some weed?

Hibearnation

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How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney?

You're too young to be smoking!

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What if he had been born in Madagascar?

He would have made a gas car

What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico?

The Chosen Juan.

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What does the drug dealer make sure to do?

Weed out only the best suppliers

What Do You Call It When Someone Has a Bad Experience With Weed?

Blunt trauma.

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What do you call a country of grizzlies that is always stoned?

A hibearnation.

Where do bears go after smoking some weed?

Hibearnation