What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico?

The Chosen Juan.

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Why doesn't Mexico have any good athletes?

Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

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What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

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What would Jesus actually do?

Probably ban nail guns

Why didn't Jesus get into college?

Because he got nailed on the boards.

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What do you call a Mexican knight?

The Chosen Juan.

What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico?

The Chosen Juan.