What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico?

The Chosen Juan.

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic swimming team?

Their best swimmers are all in American waters.

How do you know when Mexico is playing in the World Cup?

Literally all gardening stops

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What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

A: He got arrested just like you would've.

How many bears would Bear Grylls grill, if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

A: As many bears as Bear Grylls' grill can bear.

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Why did the nun call the Womens helpline?

because she was touched by Jesus.

What do you think Jesus' favorite gun would be?

A nail gun

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What do you call a Mexican knight?

The Chosen Juan.

What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico?

The Chosen Juan.