What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney?

You're too young to be smoking!

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Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking

What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer?

Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney?

You're too young to be smoking!