Whats the difference between a baby and a feminist?

At some point in its life, a baby will grow up and stop crying.

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What's red, 6 inches long and makes my gf cry when i feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine?

A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.

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What's the difference between a triangle and Manchester United ?

A triangle has three points

Why are Republicans so easy to point out?

They're usually the elephant in the room

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Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

What is the value of x?

Student: She was my life.

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Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

Whats the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

One of them is actually wanted!

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How are babies different from feminists ?

Babies grow up and stop crying

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.