Whats the difference between a baby and a feminist?

At some point in its life, a baby will grow up and stop crying.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

Point Jokes More Point Jokes

What's the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets the point.

Why should you not argue with a decimal?

Because decimals always have a point.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why is there no life on Mars?

No WiFi...

What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life?

A fish

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats Kim Kardashian and the Middle East got in common?

Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Answer: Dr.Dre

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!