How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!

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Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed?

Han So-High"

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What's the difference between a bIack guy and a bike?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb?

You will find out when the light comes on.

How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None they'd rather keep their clients in the dark.

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What military rank do you hold while using a pay toilet?

Lieutenant

Why was the phone busy all night?

Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.

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How can you tell if a tornado is stupid?

If it spins anti-cyclonically

How do you make a Chinese man no longer Asian?

Just spin him around in circles until he's disoriented

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many RothChilds does it take to change a light bulb?

There still working on it...

Why won't Americans switch to a dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What did the teenage boy who was jerking off in his room say when his mother called?

One second mom, I'm coming!

What did the inn keeper say to the Big Dipper when he asked if he could rent a room?

sorry this is only a four star hotel.

Heroin Addict Jokes More Heroin Addict Jokes

How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!

What's the difference between an old-time organ grinder and a heroin addict?

One has a monkey on a leash and the other has a monkey on his back.