Where do birds invest their money ?

In the stork market !

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Why are birds always short on cash?

Because they have bills.

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?

A bird that talks in morse code !

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How do you hide money from a hippie?

Put it under the soap.

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

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What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.

Why do people buy expensive rims?

they're investing in wheel estate.