Why do people buy expensive rims?

they're investing in wheel estate.

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Why do people take such an instant dislike to Ted Cruz ?

It saves so much time.

Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

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What's dumber than a box of rocks?

The hippie carrying it. What's dumber than that? The yuppie buying it. What's dumber than that? The box of rocks

Where is the best place to buy authentic shrunken heads?

Brazil

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What did the spanish soccer announcer invest in?

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD**

Why was the hipster so successful in the stock market?

He invested before it was cool.