How do you hide money from a hippie?

Put it under the soap.

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Why did god invent patchouli?

So blind people can hate hippies too.

What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

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What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

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What kind of money do religious businesses make?

Prophet.

What does a successful CS:GO bettor spend the money on?

Vacation.

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Who steals all the soap in the bathroom?

The robber ducky

What happened to the boy-band member who dropped the soap In the prison shower?

Let's just say that his backstreet went more than one direction.