How does the executioner like his coffee?

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Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

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What did the executioner say to his wife when he left?

I'll beheading out now.

How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

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How does Henry VIII like his coffee?

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How does the executioner like his coffee?

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