Why did the customer choose T-Mobile?

Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.

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Why did the midget get kicked out of the putt putt course?

because he wanted to play minijerkoff.

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

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Why did Oscar Pistorius shoot his girlfriend in the bathroom?

Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.

What are the most common 3 words used all around the world?

Made in China.

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Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

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What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?

He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."

Why did the customer slap the cashier?

Because he was checking her out.