Why did the customer choose T-Mobile?

Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.

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What do free masons do when they want to make a frame-by-frame remake of "Back to the Future"?

They Hire 'Em A Biff!

Why doesn't San Antonio have a pro football team?

Because then Dallas would want one too.

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What is the fastest animal in the world?

The Ethiopian chicken.

Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

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What are the rules about Canadians?

Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up

Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?

So that there's no chance of a hung jury

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What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.