Where do cars get the most flat tyres?

Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

What did the car said to the valet?

I've been through a lot.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam.

Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road?

because it did.

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.