Don't worry, the dinner's on me.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Use the fork, Luke.
With a fork
Because he couldn't see the point in forks.
There was a fork in the road.
Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.
Paint yourself green and throw forks at them.
A baby with forks in it's eyes.
Princess Arielephant
Because he was grounded! (I'll see myself out)
Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
It wanted to have a good tine.
A: "Use the fork, Luke."
Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.
Use the forks Luke.
Where there is a fork in the road.
Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
Why don't you fork off
DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo
A fork
They speak with forked tongues !
Ohmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Sharon Rodgers
They were too Cutler-y.
Fire in the hole!
Batman's Parents.
Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.
Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."
Snow Petrol!
Joaquin
He wanted to raise some hard cash.
A. They really raised Cain.
Because people are dying to get in there.
Depends on how hard you can throw them.
Icee."
Hello, ladies"
