Don't worry, the dinner's on me.
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Use the fork, Luke.
With a fork
Because he couldn't see the point in forks.
There was a fork in the road.
Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.
Paint yourself green and throw forks at them.
A baby with forks in it's eyes.
Princess Arielephant
Because he was grounded! (I'll see myself out)
Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:
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It wanted to have a good tine.
A: "Use the fork, Luke."
Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.
Use the forks Luke.
Where there is a fork in the road.
Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
Why don't you fork off
DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo
A fork
They speak with forked tongues !
snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an ...
Her mom rearranged the living room
You would too if your name was WARRGELBLAFFENGAR!!!!!
He wanted to try out his new air brakes.
Don't touch my marbles.
That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?
He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks
I don't use a round piece of plastic as a shift knob.
Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.
To get to the other bride.
A bear-icade
Because even Aaron Rodgers is a 12!
They were too Cutler-y.
Re-fried beans!
A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.