Where do cats go when they die?

Purrgutory.

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What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

a cosh(x/a)

What'll ya have?

Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.

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What dies a little, when explained about?

A joke.

When do clocks die?

When their time is up.