What letter is like a vegetable?

The letter P.

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What does a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common?

They both can be used to carry vegetables....

What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky?

Cornography

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How did they name Canada?

They picked letters out of a hat: C eh, N eh, D eh.

How many redditors does it take to send a letter?

Three. One to post it, and two to repost it.

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What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine