What letter is like a vegetable?

The letter P.

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What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

Which part of a vegetable isn't edible?

His wheelchair.

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What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend?

It's a dead letter day.

What starts with "E" and has only one letter in it?

Envelope!

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What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

What letter is like a vegetable?

The letter P.