What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

a cosh(x/a)

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Why is a frog luckier than a cat ?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !

Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't the lesbian cross the road?

She didn't have the balls to do it

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo ?

A stripey jumper !

Canary Jokes More Canary Jokes

What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

Shredded tweet.

What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.