What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

a cosh(x/a)

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How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

How many cats?

One.

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What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

a force of habit

Why did the crip cross the road?

Chuz

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What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish ?

Tweetie Pie !

What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.