Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.
To the retail store!
A: It's purrrfect.
Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.
Because it's soda pressing.
Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot.
She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now.
About ten minutes.
Long neck or giraffed?
A: Cos they've no idea of the route.
A man sees that his neigjhbnour doesn't have his wheeled trash bin. "Hey bub, where's ya bin" "I took a little vacation for a few weeks," "No. I meant where's your bin?" "Told ya, vacation, at the beach!" "No man. Where's ya wheely bin?" "Ok, fine! I've wheely been to jail! Happy now?"
Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.
Time dilution.
Tender: I usually like rum in Diet Coke. Man: how do you get a Roman in a Diet Coke Tender: *facepalm*
