What do rednecks say after they broke up?

We can still be brother and sister.

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What would you do if you broke your arm in two places?

Vanderkron: I wouldn't go to these places no more!

How I broke my cat's knees?

With rude eyes.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What do my brother and Julius Caesar have in common?

They both hate been stabbed

What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!"

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What did one cell say to his sister after she stepped on him?

Mitosis. Huehuehuehuehuehue

Why don't you ask your sister?

But I don't have a .........oooooh.

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

What is the only word that a redneck will capitalise?

Punishment.

What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck?

Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper