Where do epileptics get pizza?

Little Seizures.

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What's the definition of the perfect woman?

Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.

What do people and pizza have in common?

If they're black, they can't feed a family.

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What do you call a midget with epilepsy that makes pizza?

Little Seizures...

Where do epileptics get pizza?

Little Seizures.

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What do you call a bowl full of leaves and epileptics?

Seizure Salad.

What do you do with an epileptic in a bathtub?

Laundry.