Little Seizure Jokes

What did Hillary have for lunch the other day?

Little Seizures

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What do you call a midget with epilepsy that makes pizza?

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Where does the midget pizza chef with epilepsy work?

Little seizures

What do you call a baby pizza with epilepsy?

Little Seizures.

Where do epileptics get pizza?

Little Seizures.

What's an epileptic's least favorite pizza place?

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Whats Lil' Waynes favorite pizza place?

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What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.

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Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

What would Hillary tell Bill when she will sit at the Oval Office?

Close, Bill, but no cigar!"

Lil Wayne Jokes More Lil Wayne Jokes

What's Lil Wayne's Favorite Movie?

Amlie Amlie Amlie Amlie Amlie

Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

What do you call a submissive who likes to bark like a dog?

A subwoofer.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What's Sad About Lunch in Ethiopia?

There is no lunch.

What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch. I'll show myself out now

Epileptic Jokes More Epileptic Jokes

What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

How do epileptics keep fit?

With strobe lights.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

How do you shoot a unique deer?

You-neak up on it and shoot it. Credit: Grandpa Clifford

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

Epilepsy Jokes More Epilepsy Jokes

What do you call a midget with epilepsy that makes pizza?

Little Seizures...

What Roman dictator suffered from Epilepsy?

Julius Seizure.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of shoes does Jack Lew wear?

Cashews.

Who plays those kind of jokes anymore?

You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.