Little Seizure Jokes

What did Hillary have for lunch the other day?

Little Seizures

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What do you call a midget with epilepsy that makes pizza?

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Where does the midget pizza chef with epilepsy work?

Little seizures

What do you call a baby pizza with epilepsy?

Little Seizures.

Where do epileptics get pizza?

Little Seizures.

What's an epileptic's least favorite pizza place?

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Whats Lil' Waynes favorite pizza place?

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What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.

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Epileptic Jokes More Epileptic Jokes

How do epileptics keep fit?

With strobe lights.

What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

What did the physicist have for lunch?

Fission chips.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What time do philosophers like to visit the shopping mall?

At the Schopenhauer.

What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's a gambler's favorite time of day?

10 to 1.

What did Joss say on the last day of shooting the Avengers?

Whedon?

Lil Wayne Jokes More Lil Wayne Jokes

What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.

How does Lil Wayne get inspiration for his new music?

He listens to his old music.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of cheese is made backwards?

Edam.

What kind of work does a weak cat do?

A: Light mouse work.

Epilepsy Jokes More Epilepsy Jokes

What do you call a cow with epilepsy?

Beef jerky!

What do you call a baby pizza with epilepsy?

Little Seizures.