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What did Hillary have for lunch the other day?

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What do you call a midget with epilepsy that makes pizza?

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Where does the midget pizza chef with epilepsy work?

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What do you call a baby pizza with epilepsy?

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Where do epileptics get pizza?

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What's an epileptic's least favorite pizza place?

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Whats Lil' Waynes favorite pizza place?

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What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

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What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Whats a dentists favorite time of day?

The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day

How was your day?

Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers

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What do you call a midget with epilepsy that makes pizza?

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What do you call a baby pizza with epilepsy?

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Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do Anna Nicole Smith and Tom Brady have in common?

They both like saggy balls.

What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

Lil Wayne Jokes More Lil Wayne Jokes

What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

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What's Lil Wayne's Favorite French Movie?

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Epileptic Jokes More Epileptic Jokes

Where do epileptics get pizza?

Little Seizures.

What do you call an epileptic with a personality disorder?

A myclonic jerk.

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

What would Hillary tell Bill when she will sit at the Oval Office?

Close, Bill, but no cigar!"

What did Hillary say when she lost?

Putin end to my life.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Where do midget terrorists live?

Halfghanistan.

When Do You Hurt a Midget?

When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!