Where do fishes keep their money?

In river banks

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Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?

Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.

How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How do fish lose weight?

They Swim-fast.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!

River Bank Jokes More River Bank Jokes

Where do fishes keep their money?

In river banks

Where does a salmon go to deposit a check?

To the river bank!