What's the hard part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice so they get the message

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What is the hardest part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair. sorry

What's the hardest part of cooking vegetables?

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What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

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How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.