River Bank Jokes

Where do fishes keep their money?

In river banks

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Where does a salmon go to deposit a check?

To the river bank!

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Why do college students already get up at 7?

Because the supermarket closes at 7:30

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

How does Stevie Wonder check Facebook?

With his EyePhone

When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

River Jokes More River Jokes

Why did the Mexican throw his wife into the river?

Tequila

What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

Salmon Jokes More Salmon Jokes

What do you call a fish that's on its way to somewhere?

Salmon en route

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Salmon

Deposit Jokes More Deposit Jokes

What's the difference between a sperm bank and an regular bank?

When you start to make deposits at the sperm bank, you loose interest

How are one night stands like savings accounts?

you make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.

What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why did AMD release black edition cpu?

Cause they run faster than white.

What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

Why did the woman fall in love with the surgeon?

Because he cauterize.