River Bank Jokes

Where do fishes keep their money?

In river banks

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Where does a salmon go to deposit a check?

To the river bank!

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Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday?

He had a Saturday Night Fever

What did you do for Mothers Day yesterday?

Mothers Day is this upcoming Sunday.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How long did it take the fish to go to the store?

salmon or eight minutes.

What do fish smoke?

Seewead

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the Ottoman empire collapse?

Once your stack of Ottomans gets to a certain height it will fall over.

What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

What happened when the wheel was invented?

It caused a revolution.

Why does the town pound keep animals in separate cages?

Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.

Deposit Jokes More Deposit Jokes

Where do fish deposit their money?

River banks

How are one night stands like savings accounts?

you make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.

River Jokes More River Jokes

What do you call paddling down a river of skim milk?

white water rafting.

Where does a river keep it's money?

At the bank.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What is it called when you give money to a plains bison?

A buffaloan!

How can you tell a redneck has got money?

He gems out his dip cup