Where do hipsters swim?

Not in the mainstream

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Why was the hipster so successful in the stock market?

He invested before it was cool.

Why don't hipsters live in Alaska?

Everything is cool there already.

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Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

because they would sneeze in pepper water.

Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?

Black people can't swim. -.-

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Why did the hipster never catch a fish?

Because he didn't go in the mainstream

Where do hipsters drown?

the mainstream.