What gets harder the longer it stays in your mouth?

Bubblegum

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Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic and a dyslexic?

You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there's a dog.

What do you call a stay at home dad?

Unemployed.

Bubblegum Jokes More Bubblegum Jokes

Why did the bubblegum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken's legs.

What's the best way to get bubblegum out of your hair?

Cancer