What s the weight of a hipster?

One Insta-gramm

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Whats the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the south?

Nothing, because either way, someone is losing their trailer.

Whats a rednecks favorite thing to do on Halloween?

Pump Kin

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How did the hipster die?

He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.

Why does the hipster make crappy coffee?

The beans are always under-ground.

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What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit

How does a crackhead lose weight?

Diet Coke.