What s the weight of a hipster?

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Whats the difference between a black guy in jail and a caged birth?

The bird doesn't feel he's home.

Whats the difference between an anthropologist and a sociologist?

Anthropologists hate Western Civilization. Sociologists only hate America.

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Why was the hipster so successful in the stock market?

He invested before it was cool.

How do you poison a hipster?

Gluten

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Why do you keep talking about my weight behind my back?

Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say

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