Why does it take Sarah Palin so long to get ready in the morning?

Because she has two faces.

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Why didnt the asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

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Why are birds always sad in the morning?

Their bills are over dew

What's 12" long, rock hard in the morning, and makes a woman cry?

A dead baby.

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house?

She didn't, it was just an Aleutian.

What's Sarah Palin's favorite thing to do in the summertime?

Parah Salin.