Why does it take Sarah Palin so long to get ready in the morning?

Because she has two faces.

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Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

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How do fallopian tubes like there eggs in the morning?

Ovary-sy

Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

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What's Sarah Palin's favorite thing to do in the summertime?

Parah Salin.

What do the Iron Man suit and Sarah Palin have in common?

They've both had a downy inside em.