What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

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When is the only time a woman says something smart?

When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

When you start getting older, you think, "why not just once?

Soon enough, you're addicted. And broke.

What do feminists and Redditors have in common?

They both have multiple triggers that will cause them to down vote those who don't think the exact same way as them.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

P Jokes More P Jokes

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon. :P

What is the pH of a public pool?

All P

Orn Jokes More Orn Jokes

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"? ..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!

What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

Popcorn Jokes More Popcorn Jokes

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

What does popcorn and KFC have in common?

Greasy, old kernals