What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

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What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch

Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his cup of free-trade coffee?

Because he started drinking it before it was cool.

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Why am I not asleep?

he thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.

What thinks the unthinkable?

An itheberg.

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What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

How does R.Kelly end a joke?

Ba dum

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What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately. :p

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"? ..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!

What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

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How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.

What did the baby corn say to the Mom corn ?

Where is Popcorn