Where do pencils go for vacation?

Pencil-vania.

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How do mathematicians cure constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

Why don't pencils and graph paper get along?

Because they're made out of graphite

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

Where my dogs at?

Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.