Where do pencils go for vacation?

Pencil-vania.

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

What's the difference between a strawberry and a pencil?

One's a fruit, you idiot.

How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?

When there's a tampon behind her ear and she's looking for her pencil.

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where does Neckwear go on vacation?

Thailand.

What do hackers do when they go on vacation?

They go phishing