Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car?

She got tired of all that Cruise control.

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What's a barber's favourite kind of holiday?

Cruising on a clipper.

Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car?

She got tired of all that Cruise control.

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What do you get when you cross a fancy car and a sweet potato?

A Yambourghini!

Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car?

She got tired of all that Cruise control.

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How do you get rid of chewing gum in your hair?

Cancer :)

How do you get rid of an obese demon?

You exercise it.

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Why did Katie Holmes divorce Tom Cruise?

She heard he was in a few good men.

Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car?

She got tired of all that Cruise control.