Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

What does Reddit and Dating have in common?

It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the left alt key and the right alt key break up?

They needed some space.

What is the magic word?

son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

What do you call memories of zombies?

FLESHBACKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the zombie get a gym membership?

Gaaaainsss

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

What is it called when a heavy gambler goes on vacation?

Paradice...

Where does Neckwear go on vacation?

Thailand.

Stress Jokes More Stress Jokes

What was the stressed out toddler diagnosed with?

Diapertension

Why don't violists get stressed?

Because they have nothing to fret about!

Decompose Jokes More Decompose Jokes

What's Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's decomposing.

Why's the necrophiliac's blow up doll half inflated?

So he can pretend she's decomposing.