Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What's the difference between your sister and a washing machine?

A washing machine only takes one load at a time.

What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.

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How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!

Which room will you be working out in?

Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.

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Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.

Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

What do you use to gamble on vacation?

Pair-a-dice!

Stress Jokes More Stress Jokes

Why was the plumber stressed?

He had a high pressure job

Why don't violists get stressed?

Because they have nothing to fret about!

Decompose Jokes More Decompose Jokes

What do songwriters do after they die?

They decompose

Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.