Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time was it when Jared got fired?

When the big hand touched the little hand

What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time . . .

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How amphetamine addiction is called?

Need for Speed.

What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

How do zombies communicate in times of war?

Cryptic code.

Who are the most intelligent monsters?

Zombies (because, Braiiiiiiins!!!)

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?

A. I mist you.

What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

Stress Jokes More Stress Jokes

How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

What stresses fish out the most?

Current events.

Decompose Jokes More Decompose Jokes

What is mozart doing nowadays?

Decomposing

Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.