What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

Where my dogs at?

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What's the best way to knock out a dog?

with a woofie.

How are books like dogs?

The good ones are hard to put down

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Where the hell did you get?

the barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.

How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

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Where do drinks go on vacation?

Coaster Rica

What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

Where my dogs at?

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What do you call a Rapper who smokes too much?

Tupac-aday

What did the rapper say when he couldn't find his pants?

Where my knickers at "