What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

Where my dogs at?

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What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

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What position makes the ugliest children?

Ask your parents

How do you know if someone's a vegan?

When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".

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Why didn't the leopard go on vacation?

It couldn't find the right spot.

What did the cop do when his Sergeant did not grant him the vacation he requested?

Shot a black man.

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Why can't rappers rap about nice things?

YEAH GIRL I'm GOING TO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHS AND ....... Give them to a homeless guy because he's cold

Why do rappers always get arrested?

Because he who did the rhyme did the crime