How do mathematicians cure constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

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How do mathematicians solve constipation?

They just work it out with a pencil!

Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

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How many Mexicans do you need working in the kitchen?

Just Juan.

What does a depressed girl do when she needs to get a lot of work done?

She takes Sadderall.

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Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

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Why was the mathematician detained at the airport?

Because he planned to blow up a plane.

Why was the Mathematician frowned upon?

He was a chronic math-debater

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What does a mathematician do when he gets a constipation?

He works it out with a pencil

How does a mathematician deal with constipation?

He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out