Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

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What do you call the history of a car?

An autobiography.

What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

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What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son."

How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

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What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

He gets toad.

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What's the difference between a pig and a dwarf janitor?

One is messy, and the other is a little cleaner.

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Streaky bacon!