Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

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What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.

What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

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What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

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What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally?

It gets toad away

How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?

Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.

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What do cops do at a buffet?

They pig out.

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.