What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

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What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

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What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

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What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief