What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do a blonde and a car have in common?

A: They can both drive you crazy.

What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

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What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

Why does the baker have so many loaves?

Because they bred.

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

Green Lantern Jokes More Green Lantern Jokes

What's Gatsby's favorite and least favorite superhero?

Green Lantern and Deadpool.

What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

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What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

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What's the difference between US Politics and WWE?

one is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.

What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.