What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

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What do you get when you cross a bridge with a car?

You get to the other side.

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Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

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He didnt use the main stream

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What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

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They don't believe in higher power.

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What's Gatsby's favorite and least favorite superhero?

Green Lantern and Deadpool.

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Green Lantern. And his least favorite Deadpool.

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What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

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What's the difference between US Politics and WWE?

one is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.

What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.