Why are fish so gullible?

They fall for things hook line and sinker!

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?

They're married.

What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why do doctors slap babies bums when then are born?

Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.

Hook Jokes More Hook Jokes

What do ducks get hooked on?

Quack

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.