Where do programmers like to hangout?

The Foo Bar.

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What do you like about me?

Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes

What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

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Why was the programmer lonely?

Off-by-one error. :(

Why are programmers so consumeristic?

Because they're object oriented.

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Why do teenage girls hangout in odd-sized groups at Starbucks?

Because they can't even.

Where do programmers like to hangout?

The Foo Bar.