What do you like about me?

Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes

Previous Random Joke Next
Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why doesn't Bill like old houses?

A: He's afraid of the draft.

Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

How do you stay warm in a cold room?

You go to the corner cause it's always 90 degrees.

Why did the dorito feel left out?

Cause he didn't chip in!

Lower Jokes More Lower Jokes

What do you like about me?

Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes

How much does a Polar Bear weigh?

Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsoutgoonsout

Standard Jokes More Standard Jokes

Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

How do you make a Venetian blind?

Poke him in the eye

What color was the Dallas shooters eyes?

Blue. One blue this way and one blue that way.