What do you like about me?

Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes

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Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.

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Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.

What causes dry eyes?

Ducts out of water ...

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How can a law student make it?

lowering the bar. or not to.

How do you lower the crime rate?

Give the criminals badges.

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Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

How much does a Polar Bear weigh?

Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsoutgoonsout

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Why do Chinese only care about themselves?

Because they have no i's (plural of i). Edit: eyes. Eyes guys. It's a bad pun.

What do you prefer, honey?

A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you