How much do pirates pay for their earrings?

About a buccaneer!

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How much do pirates charge for piercings?

A buck an ear.

What are Pirate clothes made of?

Yarrrrrn.

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How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

How are women and computers the same?

Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.

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How much did the pirate's new earrings cost him?

A buccaneer

How do you hold a pirate rabbit?

With its buccaneers!

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How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.

What did one earring say to the other?

What did one earring say to the other? You go on a head, i'll just hang round 'ere