What's dark, and usually involved in crime?

A balaclava.

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What's dark, and usually involved in crime?

A balaclava.

Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

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Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage?

It was wrong on so many levels.

Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

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What's dark, and usually involved in crime?

A balaclava.

What do you call a Russian wearing a head scarf, a balaclava and a helmet?

Anything you want. He can't hear a thing.