Why are foodfights forbidden in japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

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show your work.

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Tusk Tusk I am so sorry

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Why are foodfights forbidden in japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

What do you call a dog with lice in China?

Full course dinner