Why are foodfights forbidden in japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

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Forbid Jokes More Forbid Jokes

Why did the school principal forbid the use of true/false tests?

It was part of the school's anti Boolean campaign.

Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What starts out happy but ends in tears?

Marriage

What's the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo game?

A:Call B52

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

When do you kick a dwarf in the balls?

When he is standing next to your lady saying her hair smells nice.

Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?

A: It matches their mustaches.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

Which US state is the friendliest towards the Japanese?

Ohio

What did the Japanese stoner say?

Toke yo

Lice Jokes More Lice Jokes

Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

What do you call a dog with lice in China?

Full course dinner