Why are foodfights forbidden in japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

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Forbid Jokes More Forbid Jokes

Why is r/Jokes only text, and forbids external links?

Because black people can't be offended if they're only reading jokes.

Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

How do you stop Carlos Santana from molesting your children?

You put a guitar in his hands.

Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why is marriage like thin toilet paper?

Because you end up with a ring on your finger.

What did the fruit enthusiast do as he was dying?

Prepear for the end.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How do you get spiderwebs out of your hair?

Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.

What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

Why do Japanese people have slanty eyes?

Atomic bombs are realllllly bright.

Lice Jokes More Lice Jokes

Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

What do you call a dog with lice in China?

Full course dinner