What do you call a Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

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How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?

Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

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What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy hair.

What's the best part about taking a shower with an 11 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back, she looks like an 8 year old boy.

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What did the old Frankish barbarians say to the Roman invasion?

You don't have the to do it!"

What is it called when a Roman gets really sick?

Chicken Pox Romana

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What do you call a Roman with a wet mustache and a smile?

Gladiator.

How did Spartacus feel about going down on his wife?

He was gladiator