What is a Mathematician specializing in absolute numbers called?

A Sith.

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Why don't mathematicians build bridges?

Because they'll never be perfect.

How does a Mathematician hang them selves?

With a hypotenuse.

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What is a Mathematician specializing in absolute numbers called?

A Sith.

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

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Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

Where do the sith get their clothes?

Darth Mall