What is a Mathematician specializing in absolute numbers called?

A Sith.

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Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

Why are so many Mathematicians vegetarians?

Cos Lettuce

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What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

Which bounty hunter specializes in tracking elves?

Jingle Fett

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Where do the Sith shop?

At the Darth Maul. :3

Where does the Emperor keep all his past dead Sith's gear for display?

The Sithsonian.