Where do stoner cars store their weed?

In potholes.

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Where do geneticists store vegetables?

In the CRISPR drawer

Where do pirates store their files?

On their RRRRRRR drive.

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How do you keep a club exclusively for straight edgers?

You weed out the rest

What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's

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Where do stoner cars store their weed?

In potholes.

Why did the man get dumber after he fixed the potholes in the road?

Because he re-tarred it.