Where do stoner cars store their weed?

In potholes.

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Where does a Mexican store his food?

Hispantry

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

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What happened to Mr. Potato Head when he smoked weed?

He got baked.

What do you get if you bake weed into apple pastry?

A high turnover.

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Why did the man get dumber after he fixed the potholes in the road?

Because he re-tarred it.

Where do stoner cars store their weed?

In potholes.