How long does it take To microwave a baby?

I'm too busy jerking of to watch a timer.

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What was the last thing the snowboarder ever said?

Hey guys, watch this!"

Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

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Where do puppies go when they die?

Back into the microwave so I can get in another round.

How do you make German potato pancakes?

Cook them in the microwave

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Where do baby apes sleep?

Apricots.

What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

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What's the difference between a microwave and a Muslim?

A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off.

Why did the traitor wear two watches?

Because he's a two timer.