What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

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What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

Why are women like KFC?

After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

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Who hits the ground first?

Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?

What is green and pecks on trees ?

Woody Wood Pickle !

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What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?

Me: Doesn't matter, just get out.

Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.

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What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

Where my dogs at?

Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

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What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

Where do elephants keep their luggage?

In their trunk!