What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

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Why are you hitting that spider?

wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

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What did the one tree say to the other tree?

I'd best be leafing.

What's blue and white and can't climb trees?

A fridge with a denim jacket on

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What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

What is the difference between a women's track team and a pack of gerbils?

The gerbils are a bunch of cunning runts.

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Where does a pirate go on vacation?

Arrrrrland.

What does a successful CS:GO bettor spend the money on?

Vacation.

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Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.