Who did the ghost invite to his party?

Anyone he could dig up.

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Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

What did the Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

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What are the two saddest words of the English Language?

What party '

Why are chickens never invited to the party?

They are always party fowls.

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What do you call a company run entirely by ghosts?

An incorporation.

When do ghosts usually appear?

Just before someone screams.

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What do you call a child that's good at digging?

A minor

What do you call a dog who digs up ancient artifacts?

A Barkeologist.