Who did the ghost invite to his party?

Anyone he could dig up.

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Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

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Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE

How does our solar system organize a party?

They Planet

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Why did the ghosts haunt the bar?

For the boos.

Who do ghosts worship?

Boo, DUH!!!

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How do you trap an elephant?

You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.

What do you call it when a Mexican digs their feet under the sand?

Bury-toes. Hah hah