What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

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How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!

What do you call a generalization made by a farmer?

An overall statement.

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Which NBA team likes McDonald's the most?

Denver Nuggets

What do you call a monk that likes vaporwave?

A S C E T I C

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Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS :(

Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

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What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!

Why can't owls breed in the rain?

It's too wet to woo.

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What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

What is Pat Sajak's favorite Christmas carol?

No L