Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

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Why are Peter Pan's jokes not funny?

Because they Neverland

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!

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What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

Why are Peter Pan's jokes not funny?

Because they Neverland

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What do you call an asian who flies planes?

A pilot.

What's the worst thing to say to a friend you see on a plane?

Hi Jack!

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Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

How do you recognize a blonde in school?

A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

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Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?

Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.

Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands