Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

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What did Peter Pan say during the plane crash?

It looks like we're going to Neverland."

Why are Peter Pan's jokes not funny?

Because they Neverland

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What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

What's the name of the new shawarma restaurant in Neverland?

Pita Pan

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Why were the twin towers disappointed?

They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.

When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?

When it's intersected by a plane

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Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

He always gets nailed to the boards.

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Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?

Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.