Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands.

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!

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Why is Peter Pan such a terrible pilot?

Because he Neverlands

Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

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Why do they allow people in wheelchairs to bring carry-ons onto a plane?

Aren't they themselves a carry-on?

Why were the twin towers disappointed?

They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.

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Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

What is a carpenters dream girl?

What is a carpenters dream girl? Flat as a board, skinny as a nail and easy to screw.

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Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?

Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.