Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do ghosts like going out?

So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.

What happens when a vampire drinks too much?

They get a fangover.

Poison Jokes More Poison Jokes

How do you poison a hipster?

Gluten

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ?

Poison by Christian Dior !

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How is a man and a 45 degree angle alike?

Neither of them are ever right.

What did the man say when he got a big phone bill?

Who said talk is cheap "

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What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!

What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

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How did Mister Baggins know when his neighbor had died?

He read it in the Hobbituary.

What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?

He died in his teepee

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What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

What is it called when a spanish man has 10 testicles?

Diez nuts!