How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

How do you get a woman from to be, to bed?

Give her the D.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How about her mom?

Has she said anything

What's the difference between an airplane bathroom and your mom?

Your mom can fit 3 people inside her comfortably!

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer?

Because you said it was pound cake!

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What do you mean the school must be haunted ?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Sue

Puberty Jokes More Puberty Jokes

What do Volkswagen and a boy going through puberty have in common?

They both lie about their emissions.

What happens when a Pokemon goes through puberty?

It's bells sprout.

Wet Jokes More Wet Jokes

What does a near sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

Wet noses

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.